A crusty old Army Sergeant
Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts
college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic
ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering
"Negative, ma'am just serious by
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should
lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't
take this the wrong way, but when is the last
time you had sex?
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so
serious. You really need to chill
out! No sex since 1955!" She took his hand and
led him to a private room where she proceeded
to "relax" him.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget
much since 1955.